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SECTION FOUR: PUBLISHED FEATURE ARTICLES ABOUT THE BEST ROCK BAND YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF, MOCKINGLY HUMOROUS POLITICAL COMMENTARY, FANTASTICALLY ENTERTAINING PERSONAL INSIGHTS,  CONTROVERSY ON CAPITOL HILL SURROUNDING FORMER SPEAKER GINGRICH AND THE PUNK BAND CITED ABOVE.
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A Style of My Own: A Glimpse -- okay a mini-series -- into the Mind of Jeff Holland

 

Note That You ust Read Before Anything Else in this Section.

 

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The Liberal Home Companion -- Playing Sort of Nicely With Furious, Shrieking, Worried Washington Liberals

 

Newt Gingrich, Too Much Joy, The Power of Punk Rock and the 1994 Mid-term Elections published in Joybuzzer, Winter 1996

 

Clowns, Lies, a Six Pack of Beer, a Map Like Mine, and a Night in the Can -- A Weekend on the Road With Too Much Joy. Published online at Goodbyeohio.com

 

The Green Eggs and Crack Tour --  A Primer for Important Record Company Executives Who Get Lots of Perks Touring Coast to Coast With Their Favorite Band Even Though They Are Not Actually Important Record Company Executives, or ANY variety of Record Company Executives -- Not Even Close, Really -- But Soon Earn Reputations as Highly Regarded Record Company Executives  Because Everyone They Meet On Tour Believes Them and as a Result, Shares Important Secrets Reserved For Iportant Record Company Executives, then Dole Out Endless Free Booze and Spend Years Engaging In Behavior So Bad That Only Highly-Regarded Record Company Executives Can Get Away With Before Anyone But the Band, Who Was In On The Joke The Whole Time, Figures Out The Truth.  Confused? Don't worry. It's temporary.

 

Hijacking Effective Leftwing Tacticts to Advance Our Conservative Agenda, Causing Much Hand-Wringing and Consternation

 

Conservative American Shanty Haters (CASH) and Building Luxury Condo Shanties In People's Park:  An unforgettable spring of 1990 at Michigan State

 

Interesting Articles that other people have written about the stories above

 

SECTION ONE: POLITICAL ADVOCACY, PUBLIC RELATIONS, POLICY DEVELOPMENT, GRASSROOTS LOBBYING, DIRECT MAIL

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The Federation for American Immigration Reform

 

    The Link Between Terrorism and U.S. Immigration Policy

 

    Amnesty: In America, Crime Does Pay

 

    Dispatch From the Border: Send Immediate Help

 

    U.S. Census Bureau: Expect 98 Million More Immigrants by 2050

 

The National Republican Congressional Committee

 

    NRCC 1994 Election Strategy Survey and the Contract With America

 

    Newt Gingrich: Abolish the Federal Income Tax and Eliminate The IRS

 

    July 1994 NRCC housefile package

 

The Republican National Committee

 

    Official 1994 GOP Registration and Canvassing Survey

 

English Language Advocates

 

    HR 1933 "Parents Know Best" Act: stop compulsory bi-lingual education

 

    Foriegn Language Ballots and U.S. Elections

 

The Military Order of the Purple Heart Service Foundation

 

    History and Tradition: The Purple Heart Then and Now

 

Native American Casinos and Local Chambers of Commerce

 

    The Economic and Social Impact of Casino Gaming in West Michigan

 

    Chamber of Commerce resolution in support of the Match-E-Be-Nash-She-Wish Band of  Pottawatomi Indians to develop a Class III Gaming Facility.

 

State Representative Kevin Green

 

    Policy positions on a variety of issues including education,  taxation, economic growth, urban sprawl, PDRs, and Brownfield redevelopent zones

 

Wyoming City Council Candidate Charis Austin

 

    County and city officials negligent; allow candidates in violation of election law to remain on ballot.

 

    Writ of Mandamus filed in Kent County Circuit Court seeking relief for Charis Austin (coming soon)

 

The American Association of Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance (AAHPERD) (coming very soon)

 

    National Association of Sport and Physical Education 2004 Membership

 

    National Association for Girls and Women in Sport 2004 Membership

 

    American Association for Health Education 2004 Membership

 

   National Dance Association 2004 Membership

 
SECTION TWO: INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM, OPINION EDITORIALS, NEWS RELEASES, ORGANIZATION NEWSLETTERS
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Professional Opinion Editorials

 

Attorney General John Ashcoft "First, Do No Harm"

 

"Linda Chavez 'Borked' by Liberal Hypocrites"

 

Organization Newsletters

 

The National Right to Work Committee

 

The National Right to Work Legal Defense Foundation (coming soon)

 

United States Senator Richard Lugar presidential campaign newsletter

 

News Releases

 

Urgent Election Update -- rapid media response to campaign attack ads

 

Attorney General Mike Cox Endorses Kevin Green

 

Grand Rapids Mayor John Logie Endorses Kevin Green

 

Kevin Green Gets Nod From Chamber of Commerce

 

Sheets and Haynes Shake HIghway Funds Loose From Washington

 

Investigative Journalism

 

And Mercy Said No -- Unmasking a Religeous Hypocrite and the South Kent Mafia

 

Important Backgroud you should read before opening Out of the Shadows

 

Out of the Shadows -- Why the Right is Wrong on the Gay Issue

 

News Clippings

 

Eating Stale Donuts That Are Not Yours, Enduring Countless Lent-related Faux Paus, Presumptious French Dressing, and the IRS and you -- Trying to figure out how many chamber members ot takes to screw in a light bulb during March Madness.

 

 

 

SECTION THREE: ISSUE SPECIFIC PRINT ADS, CAMPAIGN LITERATURE AND LOGO DESIGN
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Choose any client below to view print ad campaigns, issue education brochures, political campaign literature, Rapid Response pieces to counter false, negative,  last-minute campaign tactics

 

Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR)

 

National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC)

 

Military Order of the Purple Heart

 

English Language Advocates

 

The National Right to Work Committee

 

Tribal Casino "Priceless" ad

 

Wyoming Mayor Carol Sheets

 

State Representative Kevin Green

 

There Are Some Things You Should Know About Harold Voorhees

 

City Councilmember Roger Haynes

 

City Council Candidate Charis Austin

 

 

 

MEET JEFF HOLLAND: PROFESSIONAL RESUME, OVERALL POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY, SPECIAL SKILLS, THE SHANTY TOWN TRIUMPH,  MY RESPONSES TO A POLITICAL ISSUES SURVEY, A FRUSTRATED RANT, AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS MATERIAL I WANTED TO INCLUDE ON THIS SITE BUT COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHERE IT WOULD BEST FIT.